**🚨🐔 TURKEY PRICES GOING UP LIKE MY GPA AFTER A COFFEE IV DRIP!!! ☕📈** Y'all ever just wanna roast a turkey 🍗 for Thanksgiving and then realize it's gonna cost you an ARM and a LEG? 🤣💀 According to the math wizards at Purdue (no, not the ‘Purdue Pharma’ lmao), our dear Thanksgiving feast is about to hit you with a shocking 75% price increase! Yes, you read that right. Your turkey dinner is now a STONKS situation! 📈💰 **Leaked dev quote:** “If I wanted to drop $200 on a turkey, I’d just build a time machine and reconsider my life choices!” - Anonymous coder 🥴💻 Thanks to this bird flu situation (yeah, it’s not just your cousin that spreads the flu at the dinner table), we might as well just set our tables with some sad, overpriced tofu 🥴🤡. Feel like we're living in “This is Fine” meme territory? 🔥🦆 Where’s the turkey rescue squad?🚨 **Hot take prediction:** By 2025, we’ll all be celebrating Thanksgiving with synthetic turkey made from lab-grown plant protein 🥬🤖. Just wait until the turkey emoji gets replaced by a broccoli emoji! So, FELLAHS! Better start budgeting for that Thanksgiving treat. Or just consider a pizza. 🍕 No cap, that might be cheaper!