🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Forget cars, we’re now over here seeking Guinness World Records on an electric scooter 🛴💨💸!! 😂✨ That's right, folks, Bo, a company with the F1 brainpower and a $30,000 price tag, is here to claim the title of "Fastest Way for Broke Millennials to Die in Style." 🎢🔥 💥💡This scooter is basically your rich friend who declares "I’m gonna break 100 MPH" while simultaneously making bad life choices. 🤡📉 Let’s break this down like a TikTok meme: Drake is pointing at the zooming Turbo scooter 🚀, and saying “THIS is the future!” but also we’re all kind of like “Nah, fam, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen!” 😅💀 Leaked developer quote? "We want to redefine fast, but we also want to redefine 'who the hell would ride this'." 🤖💬 Talk about a vibe check! And listen up, I’m calling it now: By 2024, we’ll see a new reality show, “Scooter Derby: Stonks or Sunk?” where we’ll literally rubber band out of gravity and break records while simultaneously breaking our backs. Who’s in? 😤💪🔥 TL;DR: The future is lit, but so are the ER visits! Buckle up or, you know, don't — I can't recommend this! 🤡🎉