🚨💤 BREAKING: Tumblr's Move to WordPress Temporarily Goes *BOOM* 💣💥 Listen up, meme lords and internet time travelers! It looks like Automattic's plans to drag Tumblr's ancient relic of blogging glory into the WordPress era are officially on the back-burner 🔥🥵. CEO Matt Mullenweg dropped this spicy tea on a recent episode of Decoder, saying they’re focusing on “what users are asking for.” This is code for *“we're making changes you don’t care about!”* 🙃💅 So basically, Automattic isn’t ready to unleash the biggest integration since avocado toast met everything on brunch menus. 🥑🥂 Instead, they’re chillin' in the “let’s prioritize user experience” zone like we’re all sipping lukewarm coffee in a hipster café. This is fine. 💁‍♂️🚫 Mullenweg’s still got hopes and dreams for the fediverse (no cap) but right now, it’s all dreams and no stonks. So hold onto your emojis, fam! 🥳📈 *Leak alert!* 🔥👀 An anonymous developer was overheard saying, “If only we could just put a bunch of cats on it. That always works!” 🐱💻 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, Tumblr will be the new TikTok, except instead of dancing, everyone will just post existential poetry about their cats! 🤯💀 #TumblrIsOnHoldButNotForever