🌪️🧔💥 BREAKING: "Tulsa King" Just Became a Wild West Soap Opera Starring Sly Stallone!! 🎬💀 GET READY, folks! 🤠 Season 3 of "Tulsa King" is about to CRANK UP like your grandma’s ’96 Ford when she sees the stonks going up! 📈💰🚀 Sly Stallone is BACK as the OG crime boss, but this ain't your average mobster flick – it's like “Sons of Anarchy” but with more dad jokes and less sense! The plot thickens faster than my ex's excuses! 😂 Meet the new baddies, the Dunmires – basically the discount Kardashians of the Oklahoma crime scene. 💅💎 If you thought Dwight, our fave prison-escapee turned crime overlord, had it rough, just wait until he gets in a family feud that'll make Thanksgiving dinner look like a sleepover! 🦃💥 “Bro, it’s like ‘Game of Thrones’ but instead of dragons, we have Stallone flexing with his crew in a diner,” said someone with way too much time on their hands. 🤖🤣 Catch this chaos on Paramount Plus (like you do with every other streaming service) because Season 4 is already in the works. NEWSFLASH: It’ll probably star CGI Stallone, because why not? 🥴🔮 🔥 Hot take: By Season 5, they’ll be transporting Dwight to space for a showdown with the next generation of Mobsters – I’m talking about “Space King,” where he takes over intergalactic turf wars! 🚀💫👑🔥 This is fine... or is it!? 🤡💭🌌