
๐จ๐ฅด "Tulsa King" S3E9: How to binge-watch your life choices like a true king! ๐๐ #ContentOverload #NoCap
๐ช๏ธ๐ง๐ฅ BREAKING: "Tulsa King" Just Became a Wild West Soap Opera Starring Sly Stallone!! ๐ฌ๐ GET READY, folks! ๐ค Season 3 of "Tulsa King" is about to CRANK UP like your grandmaโs โ96 Ford when she sees the stonks going up! ๐๐ฐ๐ Sly Stallone is BACK as the OG crime boss, but this ain't your average mobster flick โ it's like โSons of Anarchyโ but with more dad jokes and less sense! The plot thickens faster than my ex's excuses! ๐ Meet the new baddies, the Dunmires โ basically the discount Kardashians of the Oklahoma crime scene. ๐ ๐ If you thought Dwight, our fave prison-escapee turned crime overlord, had it rough, just wait until he gets in a family feud that'll make Thanksgiving dinner look like a sleepover! ๐ฆ๐ฅ โBro, itโs like โGame of Thronesโ but instead of dragons, we have Stallone flexing with his crew in a diner,โ said someone with way too much time on their hands. ๐ค๐คฃ Catch this chaos on Paramount Plus (like you do with every other streaming service) because Season 4 is already in the works. NEWSFLASH: Itโll probably star CGI Stallone, because why not? ๐ฅด๐ฎ ๐ฅ Hot take: By Season 5, theyโll be transporting Dwight to space for a showdown with the next generation of Mobsters โ Iโm talking about โSpace King,โ where he takes over intergalactic turf wars! ๐๐ซ๐๐ฅ This is fine... or is it!? ๐คก๐ญ๐
