🚨 Hold onto your hats, crypto-nuts 😤💸—Flying Tulip just blasted off into the DeFi stratosphere and *no cap*, we’re all just along for the ride in this 🚀 meme rocket! 🌈✨ So here’s the tea ☕️: Andre Cronje, the self-proclaimed “DeFi wizard” 🧙‍♂️, has pulled a $200M magic trick—levitating a new *full-stack onchain exchange* that’s not just pretty tulips 🌷, but smells like pure stonks 💰💰!! The valuation is soaring at a whopping $1B. I bet his wallet just did a somersault in celebration 🤑💥. Now, I *know* someone’s gonna say, “This is fine” while holding back the cringe. 😅 But brace yourselves for more because Andre’s gearing up to raise another $800M in public sales! Is it a tulip or a full-blown cryptocurrency garden party? 🎉 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're basically just throwing a bunch of code around until something sticks... just like my ex's cooking." 🍳💀 🚨 Hot take alert: In 5 years, will the Flying Tulip be a legendary artifact or a meme graveyard? 🤔🐸 Place your bets now! 🏴‍☠️ Share this and let’s get wild, folks! 🦄🔥