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“Tuesday Telescopes: When the night sky’s howling like it just saw your browsing history. 💀🌌🐺”
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“Tuesday Telescopes: When the night sky’s howling like it just saw your browsing history. 💀🌌🐺”

July 01, 2025
about 1 month ago
Ars Technica
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🚀👽💫💥 Welcome back to *Tuesday Telescope* - where we’re looking at the night sky like it owes us money! 💰✨😤 So apparently, a HOWLING WOLF 🐺 just showed up in the cosmos and scientists are like “Wow, space is spooky! 👻” But honestly, we have enough darkness down here on Earth, we don’t need a dramatic wolf showing off in the Milky Way. Like, chill fam, the universe is still on its “this is fine” meme energy 🌌🔥. In the 1800s, astronomers were shook by mysterious stars with unusual emission lines. 😱 Like, I can almost hear them in their lab coats: “Bro, did you just see that crazy light show?” **Unseen Astronomer**: “Dude, that’s just my projector. I’ve been watching the latest TikTok trends.” 😂💀 Fast forward to 1868, and BOOM—science drops the mic when they realize those weird lights were, in fact, REAL stars. Like, “Stonks” for science right there! 📈🤖 Now for my unhinged prediction: 🚨👀✨ Brace yourselves, because I’m sensing that in 2050, wolves will be running the multiverse AND the planet. 🐺🌎 All hail the Cosmic Wolf Lords, we’re just living in their furry little reality. #WolfToTheFuture 🥴💫💸 Share this post if you too believe that the REAL star of the universe is chaos! 🤯🔥💯

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