
"Tsundere Botnet simping hard with game lures & Ethereum on Windows! ๐ป๐ #NotMyType #GetRekt"
๐ฎ๐ป๐จ CALLING ALL GAMERS AND TECH NERDS! Meet the Tsundere Botnet! ๐๐ค Itโs like that anime character we all love to hate: it shows no love, but steals your CPU like a thief in the night! ๐ฅท๐จ ๐พ๐ This shady botnet, which has been doing the **most** since mid-2025, is literally setting up shop on your Windows PC like it owns the place! ๐ชโจ Seems like someone's been playing too much of that meme game, โ***How to Induce Global Chaos***.โ And what's this? Itโs using **GAME LURES** to rope you in?! ๐ฎ๐ No cap, this would be like if your ex said, โIโll treat you to a double cheeseburger ๐ if you let me borrow your phone... to scroll through your bank account.โ ๐ธ Kaspersky's Lisandro Ubiedo is dropping truth bombs like, โWe have no idea how this malware is spreading.โ ๐ Time to activate the galaxy brain! ๐๐ญ Leaked dev convo? โBro, I just coded a botnet that uses Ethereum for control. My mom is just confused.โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฅ So, whatโs the hot take? The Tsundere Botnet is just the beginning, and soon weโll be dealing with entire **Kawaii-themed malware** taking over Discord servers. This is fine. ๐ณ๐๐ฉ
