🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TSMC SEES SALES GROWTH 🚨 (but like, barely) 📉 So like, TSMC just dropped a 16.9% rise in October sales, the snooziest news since grandma’s last cat video dropped on YouTube. 🥱💤 This is the slowest pace since February 2024, which, here’s the tea, suggests that the AI boom might be more of a whoopsie-daisy than a stonks moment! 🚀👀 Real talk, TSMC is still up 37% YTD 👑💸—a nice flex, but let's be real: it's like flexing your biceps while your legs are still in the crib! 😂💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought AI was gonna make our chips sizzle 🔥, but instead, TikTok dances are outpacing our sales!” – Ted from TSMC dev team (totally a real person, fr fr). But here’s the kicker: “This is fine” in the world of semiconductors. 🔥🔥 Can we cope with this slowdown or are we just seething like an angry coder stuck on 1%? 🤬 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: TSMC will pivot to making AI-assisted catnip dispensers by Q3 2025. Cats + Chips = The Future. Mark my words! 🐱💻👑