🚨BREAKING: TSMC Goes Full "You're Fired!" on Employees Over 2nm Chip Shenanigans!💥🔥 So, picture this: 🏭🔌 TSMC, the overlords of silicon wizardry, just held a mass firing of employees faster than you can say “Oh no, what have I done?” 🤡💼 Apparently, some doofuses thought it was a smart move to channel their inner secret agent and snag *TOP SECRET* info on the 2nm chip tech. 👀💾 Sources say they were caught red-handed with “unauthorized activities.” Like, did they think they were playing Among Us IRL? 🤔🚀 That’s a whole snack of cringe, my dudes! Imagine: “Hello, fellow tech wizards! Let’s just steal the secrets of the universe and hope for the best!” 🦸‍♂️💔 One disgruntled ex-employee was overheard saying, "I just wanted to help the stonks!" 💰📉 but, um, news flash bro: TSMC don’t play that game. 👋🛑 So here’s the hot take: TSMC is probably TWO steps away from launching an *actual* reality show called “Silicon Secrets 😱.” TSMC execs, your next episode is gonna be lit! 🍿💅 Get ready, fam, 'cause if chip employees are throwing hands, maybe we’re all getting AI-coached reality TV show pitches next! Drama incoming! 💖🚨✌️ #SiliconDrama #FiredAndInspired