🚨💵🔥BREAKING: TSMC just dropped a THOUSAND BILLION dollar bomb 💣 on the market, flexing that $1T market cap like it’s a fresh pair of Yeezys! 👟✨ Y’all, did you see this? TSMC SHUT IT DOWN on July 18, like “I’m the first Asian stock to hit a trillion, WHO GON' STOP ME?” 😤💪💰 That’s almost a 50% glow-up since their April low! 🤯✨ I know all the investors acting like Drake in the “Hotline Bling” meme, pointing at their money bags with a grin like “that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” 💅🏼💸 In a world where we’re all just vibing to “this is fine” as the tech landscape burns around us 🔥🔥, TSMC hit us with that galaxy brain move, going from barely scraping the bottom to #TrillionaireStatus in no time. 💀💌 And honestly, who needs a pet rock when you can invest in semiconductors?! #Stonks 💹 Rumor has it some developer was like, "Bro, if TSMC can hit a trillion, I'm just gonna start selling my unused config files as NFTs!" 🤖💔 Uhhh, you sure about that, fam? Better get that bag while you can, before the crypto market eats your dreams! 🔥💀 Prediction time: TSMC’s gonna team up with NFTs to create virtual silicon chips, and we're all gonna be stonks rich or seething in regret depending on how the metaverse rolls out! 🚀🔮✨ Who’s ready to ride this meme train? 💥🤣