🌵💰 Yo, TSMC just dropped some *spicy* financial tea, and it’s hotter than my motherboard frying in a summer heatwave! 🚀🔥 After four long years of cash burn (🤡💀), their Arizona plant finally decided to start making some stonks – $150.1 million to be exact! 🤑💸 Lisa Wang from Taipei Times had the exclusive scoop, and you already know she’s *the* tech gossip girl of the circuit! 😏📈 But let’s be real, fr fr, this is like TSMC finally figuring out how to make a PB&J after four years of microwave dinners. 🙄🥪 💡 Imagine some TSMC devs in the break room: Dev 1: "Are we finally in the green?" Dev 2: "Yeah, and I just found a five-dollar bill in my desk! It's a good day!" 😂 Meanwhile, Intel is seething in the corner like Drake dissing his past self. 📉👀🔥 So, grab your chips, folks, 'cause TSMC is about to bring the *datacenter* and the *drama*! *Hot take*: By 2026, TSMC’s Arizona plant will be so profitable that they’ll open a “Chip and Dip” restaurant right next door, and it’ll serve fried silicon with a side of *virality*! 🤖🌌 Who’s down? 🍽️✨