🚀💰BREAKING: TSMC just dropped the "profit like they found a second Ethereum" report, flexing a jaw-dropping 60% YoY profit growth, hitting a juicy $13.53B! 🤑 Meanwhile, investors are basically doing the stonks meme in real-time. 🤯💵 Listen, if TSMC were a TikTok dance trend, they’d be that one that keeps going viral, no cap. They’re forecasting a wild 30% sales growth for 2025! That’s like upgrading from a flip phone to a Galaxy Z Flip5, fam. 📱✨ 👀 But let's roast this a bit: Who knew silicon chips could turn into golden eggs? 🥚🥇 Meanwhile, NVIDIA is over there like, "Oh, are we still talking about TSMC? We thought we were the main characters!" 😂 📈 “Yo, Debby Wu, can you drop the leaked dev quote?”—“We just optimize our chips, fam! They’re basically loaded nachos now. 🔥” In conclusion, TSMC is dropping profits like they made a meme about it! But take this hot take: by 2025, we might see TSMC launching chips so powerful, they could literally replace your therapist—“Hello, I am chip, how can I optimize your life today?” 😂💼💀 Stay tuned for more chip-tastic chaos! 🦾🤖