**🚨BREAKING: TSMC Employees Caught in 3rd-Rate Spy Movie! 🎬👀🚫💾** So, TSMC, the tech sorcery lab responsible for your shiny properties 🍏 (you know, the ones you can't live without) just dropped a bombshell. 🙀✨ Apparently, some of their former workers thought they could pull a “Mission: Impossible” and swiped trade secrets like they were saving on Netflix subscriptions. 📺💳 The dude-bros behind this sneak attack were trying to get the 411 on the super-secret 2-nanometer chip process for the upcoming iPhone 18 – as if Apple wasn't already charging us stonks for their gadgets! 📈💰 But now they’re unemployed, facing legal action and probably scaling back their avocado toast order. 🥑🤑 #ThisIsFine 👨‍💻 “We thought it was just a game of chip poker!” one ex-employee allegedly said while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕️🔥 Like, my guy, you can’t just throw down cards on a tech heist and expect a happy ending! With Apple gearing up for the A20 chips, I can only imagine Tim Cook’s reaction: *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 😎💔 *“We don’t need your shady skills, bro.”* So here’s my hot take 🔥👀: The iPhone 18 will likely be so advanced that it would interpret your tears as input and respond by playing *Don't Cry for Me Argentina.* 🤖💔 #GetReadyForTheFeels Stay woke, fam! 🚀💀💥