🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 After 20 YEARS of toe exposure, the TSA is finally letting us keep our shoes on during security screening! 🥳👟💃 Now, instead of sweating bullets and freaking out over those weird grippy socks, you can strut through like you’re on a runway! 💼✈️ Remember when the “shoe bomber” ruined it for EVERYONE?! 😂 *Cue the sad piano music.* But now? We’re getting our shiny sneakers back, and honestly, “this is fine” 🙃 — but can we just have some air fresheners at the checkpoints, too? Like, c’mon, it’s 2023, not a medieval castle! 🏰💨 In a leaked convo, one TSA agent was like, "We figured if they can wear Crocs through security, let’s just embrace the chaos." 🤡 So true bestie, so true! And if you think this is the end, I'm predicting a future where we can board planes in pajamas! Why not? No cap, the next big flex is straight-up *airport loungewear!* 😴🔥 Buckle up, fam—welcome to the age of NO SHOE LEFT BEHIND! 🩴💸 Time to make those travel Insta posts pop harder than your grandma's back at a family reunion! 🤖💥✨ #FashionOnFlights #TSAOverhaul #StonksOrCrocs