🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is a VIBRATIONAL disaster, my dudes! 😂💀 I mean, have you seen the Liquid Glass interface? More like Liquid NOPE! Users all over are asking, “How do I uninstall this digital nightmare?” 🍏🔧 Cue Drake pointing at the old version like, “Y’all really liked that?” This is fine. 😰🔥 And listen to this steamy drama straight from the *leaked* developer chat: 🍏 Developer 1: “Should we make it user-friendly?” 🍏 Developer 2: “Nah, let’s just throw in more animations and see if they bite. #Based" 🍏 Developer 1: “They'll seethe. It’ll be hilarious! 🤡” Meanwhile, users are out here uninstalling iOS 26 like they’re taking out the trash after a TikTok cringe challenge. 🤢💔 People are literally saying, "whoopsie daisy!" as their phones crash harder than a teenager’s hopes during finals week. 📉💔 So here’s the real tea ☕ — if you’re still rocking that LAME OS, you might as well start crafting your own iOS 26 burial ceremony. 💀🪦 However, I can see it now: In 2040, Apple will release “iOS 26: The Revenge” with a subscription fee of $499 per month. Why? Because GUESS WHAT? STONKS! 🚀💰 Get ready for the chaos, fam! 🕳️✨💀