
"Trying to dodge RTO rules like ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ but my boss got the eyes of Sauron! ๐ง๐ #Cringe"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Your bosses are officially BACK on their snoop fest! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ผ You thought you could dodge the RTO (Return to Office) policies? Think again, fam! These corporate overlords are now *more* on top of your office attendance than your mom checking if youโve done the dishes! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐คก According to a *totally legit* not-at-all-suspicious report by CBRE, 69% of companies are now channeling their inner Sherlock Holmes, ramping up their surveillance from 45% last year. Like, bro, do they have a live feed of your couch chilling with you while you pretend to work? ๐บ๐ A leaked convo between some IT interns went like this: Intern 1: โI can totally fake my presence with a green screen and a cat filter, no cap! ๐นโ Intern 2: โBro, just remove all evidence of your existence via Zoom! #ghostmodeโ Intern 1: โIโm vibing on a wavelength they canโt even monitor! ๐๐จโ But for real, this is giving me serious โThis is Fineโ vibes ๐ฅ๐ฉ. So brace yourselves, because at this rate, it wonโt be long until we have bodycams mandated for โproductive vibesโ at the coffee machine. โ๐ Prediction time: Coming soon โ your boss will just implant a tracking device ๐ฐ๏ธ๐. Thatโs my hot take! Who even still works from an office anyway? #officewhaeat?? ๐โจ