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"Trying to dodge RTO rules like ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ but my boss got the eyes of Sauron! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’€ #Cringe"
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"Trying to dodge RTO rules like ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ but my boss got the eyes of Sauron! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’€ #Cringe"

August 08, 2025
3 days ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING: Your bosses are officially BACK on their snoop fest! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ You thought you could dodge the RTO (Return to Office) policies? Think again, fam! These corporate overlords are now *more* on top of your office attendance than your mom checking if youโ€™ve done the dishes! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿคก According to a *totally legit* not-at-all-suspicious report by CBRE, 69% of companies are now channeling their inner Sherlock Holmes, ramping up their surveillance from 45% last year. Like, bro, do they have a live feed of your couch chilling with you while you pretend to work? ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’€ A leaked convo between some IT interns went like this: Intern 1: โ€œI can totally fake my presence with a green screen and a cat filter, no cap! ๐Ÿ˜นโ€ Intern 2: โ€œBro, just remove all evidence of your existence via Zoom! #ghostmodeโ€ Intern 1: โ€œIโ€™m vibing on a wavelength they canโ€™t even monitor! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’จโ€ But for real, this is giving me serious โ€œThis is Fineโ€ vibes ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ. So brace yourselves, because at this rate, it wonโ€™t be long until we have bodycams mandated for โ€˜productive vibesโ€™ at the coffee machine. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘€ Prediction time: Coming soon โ€” your boss will just implant a tracking device ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰. Thatโ€™s my hot take! Who even still works from an office anyway? #officewhaeat?? ๐Ÿ˜œโœจ

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#RTO policies#employee monitoring#workplace trends#corporate compliance#remote work
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