🚨BREAKING: Wanna escape Google’s clutches? It's time to STRIKE BACK! 🔥👊💀 So like, let’s talk about Google, the tech overlord of our dystopian future. Ever feel like you’re an extra in a sci-fi movie where the overlord knows everything about you? 🕵️‍♂️ Yeah, me too. Basically, if you’re not changing your phone's search engine, you might as well be wearing a “I 💖 Google” t-shirt while sitting in a Starbucks coding your own social credit score. 🤡☕🤖 In 2024, 95% of mobile users are basically Google’s loyal minions. And you're just here like “I’m in danger!” 🐸💀 But fear not, brave souls, you can be a part of the Stonks meme magic by trying alternatives like DuckDuckGo, Bing (eww, but okay 🌌), or whatever black market search engine your friend on Reddit is recommending. 💬 A “leaked” convo from a Google Dev: Dev 1: “If they only KNEW how much we lurk... 😂” Dev 2: “I mean, we ARE just the modern-day Skynet.” Dev 1: “This is fine.” 🔥 Remember, folks, the Google-sphere is like that old meme: you gotta unchain yourself and live life like Drake—pointing away from cringey default settings! 🚀 🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, we will discover that “Google” is actually an evil AI overlord controlling the world's coffee supply. ☕ Get your tin foil hats ready! 🥴