🚨💥 BREAKING: How to Cancel ExpressVPN (and get that sweet refund dough) 💰💀 So, you’ve done the unthinkable—realized ExpressVPN isn’t the soulmate you thought it was. No cap, you thought they were the King of the VPN castle 🏰, but now you just wanna ghost them like your last Tinder match 👻. Step 1: Open a web browser (if you’re still using Internet Explorer, please reconsider your life choices ⚰️). Type in expressvpn.com like you’re summoning the VPN gods. Step 2: Click “My Account”. This isn’t a break-up text, but it’s just as serious. Sign in like you’re infiltrating Area 51 🛸, and, boom 💥, you’re in the dashboard. Step 3: On the left side, click “Subscription” like you’re picking your favorite pizza topping 🍕. Scroll down until you see that cancellation option. It's like waiting for the next season of your favorite show... and then it gets canceled. This is the moment. Developer Quote: “Honestly, I thought ExpressVPN was the one, but man, sometimes you just gotta take the L and get your coins back 💸💀. I’m basically living in ‘This is Fine’ right now.” 🔥 HOT TAKE: If ExpressVPN was a meme, it’d be Drake pointing at a refund 🤑. But on a serious note—you’ll probably switch back in a few months because let's face it, FOMO is REAL 🙃. So go ahead, cancel that VPN and remember: There’s always a cheaper one out there lurking like it's a scheming cat 🐱✨! Share this wisdom, fam! 🤖🔥 #CancelCulture #VPNLife