🚨🔥 Breaking News: Trusting Unverified AI Agents is Like Giving Your Keys to Your Drunk-Ubering Graduate Friend! 🤡💀 Y’all ever tried to reason with an AI? It's like talking to a cat: adorable but will definitely knock over your coffee just 'cause 😹. Here’s the tea ☕: over HALF (51% to be exact) of companies are handing the keys to their businesses to these algorithmic party animals! 🥳 Like, bro, what happened to common sense? Why are we letting algorithms book our dentist appointments like they’re our personal PAs? 😱 Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff’s over here like “1 BILLION AI agents by EOY!” 💰✨ and I’m just sitting here like, “Ayo, what??” This is peak “this is fine” energy. 🔥💀 It's like we’re all in the roast-yourself challenge but with our livelihoods on the line. If you think your AI isn’t texting your boss on Sunday about merging strategies, you’re living in a fantasy land, my dude! 🚀 "Leaked dev quote": "Honestly, bro, we’re just testing them on TikTok dance moves. If they can’t floss, they’re out!" - Random Engineer 🤖 Prediction Alert 🚨💥: In 2025, your fridge will be running your bank account while debating politics with your toaster. We’re going to be living in a sitcom—no cap! 🥴🍞✨