🚨💥 BREAKING: Tools for Humanity is putting your eyeballs on blast! 👀🔥 Ever had a convo with a bot and thought “do I need to send a rescue party?” 🤖🆘 Well, worry no more! 🤡 They’ve whipped up an IRIS-SCANNING ORB so you can prove you’re NOT a potato! 🥔💀 Like, imagine this: you’re vibing online, and suddenly you’re hit with a “please look into the orb for human verification” 🔮💡. Sorry, dude! No refund on your dignity! 😂💸 #NotTodaySatan In a world where deepfakes 🤡 are out here looking more like Kim K than Kim K, it’s great to see a solution that screams “I’m a sci-fi fan with trust issues.” 🤓💔 But is your iris even safe? Cope & seethe, my friends! 👨‍💻💬 "Honestly, if they can also make coffee while scanning my eye, I’m in," says an imaginary developer, likely on the run from their own code. 🏃‍♂️💨 Prediction time: Brace yourselves for the next viral meme—“When your iris becomes a social security number.” 💀👁️ And yes, the orb will be the next NFT drop. You heard it here first! 🚀🔥 #StonksMaybe #CringeButTrue