🚧💸 BREAKING: Trunk Tools just pulled a major *"hold my hard hat"* move and snagged a whopping 💰 $40 million in Series B funding led by Insight! That’s right, folks! It's construction season and AI is about to start picking out the perfect tool for that document-finding chaotic nightmare. This ain't your grandpa’s toolbox! 🔨🤖 Picture this: instead of digging through piles of paperwork like this 😩:  you can now just say, "Hey AI! Where’s the blueprint for my killer treehouse?" and BOOM! 📜✨ Insider Leak: 🤖 "Our goal is for construction workers to spend less time searching for docs and more time... I dunno, building something cool? Like a rocket to Mars?" As if they ever have time for that! 🚀💀 But let’s be real — $70 million total funding? That’s not just *stonks* 📈; that's the *"YOU’RE GONNA NEED MORE HARD HATS!"* meme on steroids! And if you think this is the future of construction, think again. Next, they’ll be automating your snarky co-worker's coffee runs. 🤬☕️ 🤯 So here’s my hot take: Trunk Tools is gonna morph into the ultimate construction overlord that dictates when you take lunch breaks. Can’t wait for my AI overlord to schedule my existential crises! 🔥🤣 #ConstructionAI #CopeSeethe #WeAreAllDoomed