🚨🔥 BREAKING: Trump’s Tax Deal Gives China Chips a 15% Ticket to Ride 🤡💰 Y’all, this man is out here making more wild deals than a kid trading Pokemon cards at recess! 🃏🤑 🤣 So let’s break this down: Trump wants US firms to pay a 15% tax on chips made in China. Wait, what? So... we’re taxing chips like they’re hot fries at McDonald's? 🍟💀 Meanwhile, he’s kickin' the can down the road on that TikTok ban like it’s a soccer ball at a kindergarten game! ⚽️✨ But don’t worry guys, it’s all “for our national security,” right? This is fine. 🤡🔥 💬 *Leaked conversation between Trump and a confused intern:* Intern: “So... we’re taxing chips, but TikTok is still a go?” Trump: “Yeah, we’re just trying to make those stonks go up, kid! Just don’t tell anyone I’m still viralin’ on TikTok!” 🤖💥 This man is literally playing three-dimensional chess while we’re all stuck on checkers! 😂 🔥🌌 Prediction time: In 3 months, Trump’s going to drop a cryptocurrency called "ChipTokCoin" that lets you buy TikTok dances with sweet, sweet blockchain—it's gonna go to the moon, fam! 🚀 No cap! Share this chaos and let’s meme about it! 😂💫 #TrumpTaxChips #FinanceIsDead