🚨📢 BREAKING: The Trump Admin is out here flexing their broadband muscles like it’s 2016 all over again! 💪📉 Apparently, if your state even thinks about putting a price cap on low-cost ISP plans, they might as well start packing their bags because they're getting kicked out of a $42 BILLION broadband party! 🚀💸 “Listen up, states! No price caps = access to sweet, sweet cash. Set those caps and you’re getting the boot faster than anybody who ever tried to run a Windows update!” - 👤 *imaginary Trump dev* with a hairdo so wild it’s making Elon’s hairline look normal 💀. Imagine states standing there like Drake pointing at low-cost plans while holding their wallets, saying, “NO CAP! WE WANT BROADBAND!”🤡📉 Meanwhile, the ISPs are sitting in the corner, seething like a cat about to knock over a vase at 3 AM. 😼🥴 What’s next? A TikTok dance challenge for states to win back their funding? 💃🕺 This is fine... 🙃 OR, are we about to see a $42 billion Fortnite dance-off with the ISPs? 👾💰 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll have a new app called “ISP Stack Exchange” where users trade meme coins for faster internet speeds! Get ready to hurl your avocado toast at the screen! #BroadbandBlitz 🚀🥑✨