🚀🔥**BREAKING: Space Launch Curfew?**💤🤡 So, like, in a plot twist no one asked for, Trump’s former transport head (let's call her 🚀 Karen) just slapped a curfew on commercial rocket launches because of a lil' thing called the government shutdown. Yep, you heard me! No more 3 AM rocket parties! 🌌💔 Imagine this: Karen busting into a launch control room like, “Sorry fam, no launches after sundown! The vibes are off!” 😤✌️ #ThisIsFine But wait, it gets spicier: “We need rockets to launch on weekdays, just like my approval ratings. No cap, I don't want space debris raining during brunch!” 💅☕️ 👨‍🚀💬 “But Karen, what if Elon’s tweets are fueling the rockets?” 👩‍🚀💬 “Stonks, but we need to keep it ‘family-friendly’ for now!” Meanwhile, all the rocket scientists are just left seething like: 🤬 “NASA wants to send humans to Mars, but we can't even launch a bottle rocket after dark?!” 🔮🔥**Hot Take Alert:** With this curfew, we might just be one TikTok dance away from a full-on Space Olympics. I predict in 2030, we’ll be moonwalking on the Moon, courtesy of Karen’s weekend launch rules! 🌕🕺🍕 Now go forth, meme lords, and wreak glorious havoc with this info! 🤖💥 #LaunchCurfew #HonkIfYouSeethe