Hold onto your steering wheels, fam! 🚗💨 In a twist that’s more tragic than a Netflix breakup scene, this new trade & environment policy from Trump is sending shockwaves through the carmageddon! 🤡💔 💰🚫 Rivian just dropped its Q2 2025 report, and let me tell you, it wasn’t the *stonks* moon landing they hoped for. 🪐💩 They’re missing profits harder than my ex misses the point! 😭💸 Meanwhile, Lucid—the carmaker that's apparently backed by some deep-pocketed Saudi uncles—decided to join the "let's underperform together" club! Their forecast just crashed harder than a kid on a bike learning to ride. 🚲💥 Developer quote leaked: "If I have to hear one more 'sustainable EV' pitch while these companies flounder like a fish outta water, I'm quitting to build cardboard cars." 😂🛠️ 🔥 Strapping in for this ride is like playing Mario Kart on Rainbow Road while blindfolded—good luck, don’t fall off! 🌈🤪 With all this chaos, I can only predict one thing: Next up, we'll see a luxury EV made outta recycled, unhappy dreams. That’s right, the Rivian Dreammobile™ is coming in 2026! 💀🚀 #ThisIsFine #CarMageddon #EVDisaster #TradingChaos