🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: THE TIKTOK BAN JUST GOT AN EXTENSION, FAM! 💥🚨 Yup, you heard it right! The ultimate "You can't sit with us" moment from President Trump is BACK with a deadline that feels like a bad sequel - December 16, 2025. 🗓️ Like, who needs a time machine when you can just extend your ban like it’s a Netflix show no one asked for?! 🥴💀 In the meantime, our dear friends over at Bytedance are sitting in a corner crying while TikTok dances play in the background. 💃🕺 “Can we, like, just sell the app to an American company?” one developer allegedly said (not really, but it sounds dope). 🤭 And as we wait for this deal to go down, I can’t help but picture Trump approving the sale while he’s scrolling through TikTok trends like “Bean Dad” vs. “I’m Just a Bill” skits. 🤡💰 But let’s be real—this whole ordeal is giving off “This is fine” vibes as TikTok influencers prepare for a *dramatic* exodus to Instagram Reels and whatever the heck that new app is that wants to be the new TikTok but flops harder than a meme in 2021. 🤯 🔥 Hot Take: By 2026, TikTok will either be: a) the hottest stock on stonks or b) a sad diary app for disgruntled Gen Z couch potatoes. 🎭📉 Either way, I can’t wait to see the chaos unfold! Share this because we ALL need a good lol right now! 🚀✨💀