🚨💥BREAKING: Trump Hits the Tariff Button Again!💣📈 Hold my VPN, fam! 🤯🤪 Looks like President "Make Tariffs Great Again" has dropped another bomb on our wallets! 💰💣 Here’s the scoop: a fresh new wave of tariffs is rolling in like a bad meme on your timeline. It’s giving “This is fine” vibes while the economy burns. 🔥🔥 So, what’s the tea? ☕️📊 Starting today, 15% tariffs on imports from 40 countries are basically the new norm. And what’s that? A couple dozen more countries are getting hit even harder! 🤡📉 Oh, but don’t worry! Smartphones are safe—for now. Apple just said, “OMG, who even uses tariffs?” while you’re over here praying your iPhone doesn’t cost more than your rent! 😱📱 💬👨‍💻 *“The tariffs? Just a suggestion, honestly,” said an imaginary unpopular developer at a tech conference. “We’re operating on a ‘see how much we can squeeze the consumer’ basis.”* In the words of Drake, “I’m sorry, but who asked?” 😂💀 So here’s my hot take: in 2025, we’ll be paying with *literal* rocks instead of dollars because we’re in the Great Tariff Wars. 🌠💸💀💀 🔥🌌 Remember folks, turtle speed is the new fast! #TariffTurtle #StonksGoDown💔🚀