🚨🟠💥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Trumpworld realizes Epstein isn't just a LinkedIn connection you ignore. He’s the bad Yelp review on the presidency that just keeps haunting! 😱💀 So, there’s this insider (let’s just call him “Bob” 🤡) who’s kinda over Trump. Like “I just found out my favorite cereal is made from cardboard” levels of over it. He’s straight up dropping *F-bombs* like it’s the ‘90s! 💔 Here’s an actual quote: “Honestly, like, fuck Trump.” 🔥 Yeah, Bob, we SEE you! Meanwhile, Epstein’s ghost is lurking like a bad WiFi connection. The crew is like, “This is fine” 😳 while the whole ship sinks faster than Blockbuster stocks. The irony? They expected to dodge this scandal like Neo dodges bullets. 😂💰 And here's the real kicker: in a few months, they’ll be announcing their new “Savior of the Scandalous” action figure 🦸‍♂️— complete with a tiny Epstein prison cell accessory. 🤖🚀 COPE AND SEETHE! So mark my words, in 2024, conspiracy theories will hit peak absurdity. Just wait until they claim Epstein’s alive and living on Mars with Elvis. #Based or #Cringe? You decide! 🧠💥