🚨🤡 BREAKING: Trump admin is about to save our wallets... by capping the price of the world's *weirdest* band-aids!!! 💰💥 Forget about your BFF (Best Friend Forever), these "skin substitutes" are the real MVPs of 2022, costing more than your college tuition at over $10 BILLION! 😱💸 But hold the phone... because I can’t even with the fact that some of these things are literally made from MEDICAL WASTE. 💀🤮 Like, who asked for a placenta pep rally on my arm?!?! But wait, it gets juicier! Some lucky Medicare patients were blessed with bills over $1 MILLION for a little patchwork on their boo-boos. 💔🔥 *Cue Drake pointing meme - THIS IS NOT THE WAY!* LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We thought a skin graft made from baby foreskin would be a great idea. It’s not like people actually need to heal, right?” 🤖🩹 So buckle up, fam! We may soon see a dystopian future where band-aids are covered by *Medicare* but booklets of NFT band-aids are selling out faster than you can say "stonks!" 🚀🔥 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all just be using duct tape for all our medical needs. This is fine. 😅💥