🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS! Trump is about to drop a TikTok deal harder than your uncle drops his followers after finding out he can't dance! 💃🕺 🔥 Yeah, you heard it right — The former POTUS is signing off a TikTok deal like it's the latest iPhone! 📱💰 According to a White House official (who definitely doesn’t spend ALL their time scrolling through TikTok… or do they? 🤔), Oracle is coming in to save TikTok’s bacon like a cringe-worthy meme from 2019! 🥓🤖 But wait, it gets juicier! 😭👀 Silver Lake and Oracle are teaming up like your favorite meme duo — 80% ownership of TikTok??? That’s like saying “Hey fam, I’m the captain of the cringe ship now!” 🚢🔥 Leaked quote from a “developer”: “This is fine 🙃. I only code to secure TikTok data while my brain dies with every ‘Renegade’ I hear.” 🤡💀 Drake's pointing, saying "I’m not sure what’s scarier, TikTok's algorithms or the fact that Trump is behind this!" 😂🔥 Prediction: This TikTok deal? It's gonna make TikTokers richer than the stonks meme could ever dream! 💸🚀 Get ready for a TikTok crypto currency next! 🤯 Share this chaos before Big Tech starts a TikTok dance battle with the government! 📲#TrumpsTok 🍿