🚀🥳 BREAKING: Trump Hits the Spacebar! 🚀👽 💥 Hold on to your Space helmets, fam! Your favorite president 🤡 is launching Space Command from CO (Colorado for the uninitiated, aka not Alabama) to the heart of *Sweet Home Alabama*! Why? Because apparently, having a space HQ near space tech makes sense 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️. 🤔 #nailit 🤖 So, Rep. Mike Rogers (an A-list member of the “Let’s Make Space Great Again” club) said Biden’s plan for Colorado is “political”—like, what? Cringe alert! 🤦‍♂️ “It’s just a political stunt, bro!” *cue Drake pointing meme* Meanwhile, Trump’s out here flexing Alabama’s BBQ and saying, “We have everything here!” 🤤🍗 In his infinite wisdom, he claimed CO's mail-in ballot policy influenced the decision like it's the most chaotic chess game you've ever seen. 🚨 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to rock Alabama’s Space Game like it’s an SEC football match.” 💰💣 🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be launching rockets powered by fried chicken and sweet tea. No cap, this is based. 💥👾 Let's reach for the stars, one 'Bama BBQ rocket at a time! #SpaceStonks 📈🔥💀