🚨👀 BREAKING: The Trump admin was out here sliding into tech DMs like, “Hey fam, I’m about to *nullify* like it’s my full-time job! 💅💼 ” - FOIA docs reveal they basically sent letters to tech companies saying, “Y’all chill, no legal liability while we *ban*tiktok.” Like that’s gonna help their stocks tho. 💸💯 Imagine tech firms reading this like: 🧠💥 "So, we're just gonna ignore laws now? Stonks GO UP!" - said every CEO ever as they bought a yacht with TikTok ban money. Legal experts are like, “THIS IS FINE” while the tech world is already plotting cosmic-level power moves 😤🤖. Meanwhile, the TikTok teens are out here making bangers while sipping tea and thinking, “Fr fr, this is all a meme.” 🤡☕️ One unnamed dev was reportedly like, “Wanna make some illegal moves? Let’s do it! 🚀💥” while another ROASTED, “Did we just enter the *wild west* of tech law?” 🤠🔥 **Hot Take:** Soon, we’ll see tech CEOs in Congressional hearings doing the Drake Pointing meme & saying "I don’t know her!" about any responsibility. 💀 Mark my words: TikTok will buy the Senate by 2024. 💰🔥 Share this if you think I'm onto something!