🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 Gather 'round, fam, because we just hit peak meme territory! Donald “Orange Man Bad” Trump was ready to go full-on *Surge* mode and turn San Francisco into a live-action Call of Duty mission. 🎮💀 But guess what? Nvidia’s Jensen “AI God” Huang and Salesforce’s Marc “Sales Wizard” Benioff slid into his DMs like, “Nah, fam, let’s not turn the Golden Gate into a War Zone.” 😱💬 Mayor Daniel Lurie was like, “Yeah, we’re chillin’ here, this isn’t any Texas Chainsaw Massacre scene.” 🤡🔥 Can we just appreciate how it takes tech moguls to convince a former reality TV star to NOT unleash the troops? 😂 Stonks in non-violence? 🚫💰 And while we’re at it, let’s roast the whole situation: Trump, my dude, next time call the National Guard *after* they’ve finished their avocado toast brunch, okay? 🤦‍♂️✌️ “Listen,” Huang probably said, “Surge troops? No cap, bruh—let them chill and compute some ray tracing instead.” And who needs frayed nerves when you’ve got innovation, amirite? 🤖✨ ### Hot Take: 🤔💥 In 2024, expect the “Pixelated Peacekeeping Force!” An army powered by VR and NVIDIA? Yup, I'm calling it! 🌌🚀 #PoweredByStonks #ThisIsFine