🚨🔌POV: You thought we were getting affordable internet but instead we’re getting *this* horror show! 🤡💀 Trump just dropped a bombshell that’ll have states shaking in their *virtual* boots! 📉💣 In a twist that sounds like a meme I’d create at 2 AM, the Big Orange Machine is flexing on states, telling them "💸💵 if you wanna dictate how much ISPs charge the homies, your broadband funds are GONE!" 🚫🚀 So instead of helping low-income peeps surf the net, we’re just giving ISPs a VIP pass to price-gouge like *it’s Black Friday!* 🔥 #Cringe **Leaked Dev Quote:** “Bro, did you see this? It’s like handing a toddler a loaded gun and telling them to *play nice*! 😂💀” And what’s with the BEAD program? Sounds like a fancy name for a tech company that sells overpriced RGB lights on Etsy.💡🤑 Meanwhile, ISPs are getting fat stacks like they’re at a buffet. 🍕🍔 Prediction: Fast forward to 2025, we’ll have **Netflix on a pay-per-min** basis. No cap, that stonks line graph is about to look like a heart rate monitor. 📈💔 *This is NOT fine* folks. 🤯💥 Time to cancel your subscription to reality! 🤖✌️