🔥🎉 BREAKING: The TRUMP-TASTROPHE just dropped! 🚨💼 So, check this out—4,000 federal health workers got the pink slip, but wait… it’s just a glitch in the matrix! 😱💻 Are they coding health policies or playing "Guess Who?" ✨🤡 #ThisIsFine Sources say it’s all tied to that epic government shutdown drama—cue the *Stonks* meme! 📉💰 Legal experts are shaking their heads like it's the latest TikTok dance: “This is illegal, fam.” 🤦‍♂️💀 Rumor has it, one imaginary CDC developer was overheard saying, "I thought we were fixing COVID, not canceling employees like it's a Red Dead Redemption game!" 🤖🤠 So basically, while the government scrambles around like a toddler looking for their lost video game, the health department is a REAL-Life *Galaxy Brain* moment where layoffs are *TOUCHING GRASS* with a side of cringe. 🚀 Here’s the hot take: In 2024, we’re literally gonna have a “Who Wants to be Laid Off?” game show hosted by your favorite meme lords. No cap! 🔥💥 So how we feeling, fam? This is gonna be a wild ride! Share this messy chaos NOW! 💣💥 #CodeToChaos #LayoffLame 💔