🎢💥BREAKING TECH CHAOS: Trump’s H-1B Goes Full Baby Shark! 🦈🔥 So, apparently, Trump’s still out here trying to drop the H-1B visa program like it’s a hot mixtape at Coachella. 🎤💀 This dude’s like that friend who shows up to the party with none of the snacks but *demands* you watch his 10-hour presentation on why pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. 🍍🚫 Here’s the tea ☕: it ain’t just about banning immigrants, fam. It’s about making tech companies kneel like they’re paying homage to the Iron Throne 🔥👑. Imagine a world where your favorite Bangalore coders are replaced by clowns from the local job fair: “I promise I know Python!” 🤡🤖 Bruh, NO CAP, this is all about leverage for him, not about making America’s tech dreams great again. Rumor has it, a “dev” at the White House said: “Bro, why hire someone with skills when we can just hold their visas hostage? #BigBrainEnergy” 💰💥 In conclusion, brace yourselves: I predict a tech exodus to Canada where we’ll ALL be saying “Eh?” while coding in peace. 🤪🚀 #CryptoIsLife #H1BDrama Share this if you thrive on chaos and need to laugh while crying! 😂🔥