🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration just dropped a $100,000 H-1B VISA bomb 💣 that’s about to turn India's $280B IT services sector into a meme factory—seriously, it’s gonna be like "This is Fine" dog with flames all around, but in backend code! 🔥💻 So here’s the tea ☕: while Uncle Sam is out here playing Monopoly with our immigrants, India's techies are ready to seethe in their cubicles because big ol' Don is making their dreams more expensive than the latest iPhone! 📱💸 You know what they say—"if it costs that much, it BETTER come with a gold-plated keyboard!" 😂💰 “Bro, I just wanted to deploy some engineers. Now I need to take out a second mortgage!” - some random Indian software dev 🤖💔 Meanwhile, PM Modi is like Drake pointing at higher taxes. 👀 "We were vibin’ in the global IT jam but now it's just cringe!" No cap! ⭐️UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, the H-1B visa will become the hottest item on eBay—watch out for bidding wars that make the stonks meme look like child’s play! 🚀🤡 #TechIsLife #H1Beezy