🚨🔥 BREAKING: Donald "The Orange One" Trump just dropped an executive banger! 🚨💰💥 In a plot twist straight outta a Netflix political drama, he’s calling for a CRACKDOWN on "debunking" or whatever—wait, I mean “debanking.” You know, the art of giving financial middle fingers to people with conservative vibes? 🤡 In a move that’s got CEOs shaking like they just saw their exes at a party, Trump is all about serving up some accountability to banks that, apparently, have been swiping left on certain ‘political orientations’ like they’re dating on Tinder. 😱💔 “I heard they don’t even swipe right on stonks anymore!” 💀💀 Leaked developer convo from a Wall St. tech bro: **Bro 1**: “Dude, should we worry?” **Bro 2**: “Nah fam, they’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks!” 🍝😂 As if we needed more chaos in the banking system, am I right? Just when you thought it was “fine” (🚒🔥), it turns out we’re living in a TikTok remix of political finance. Expect ROI to plummet into the multiverse while memes about “debanking” take over the ‘gram. 🤯💕 🚀💥 Hot Take: In 2025, we’ll have a new currency—“TrumpCoin” that you can only earn by tweeting 🔥🚫! #MakeBankingGreatAgain #DegenFinance Share this if you’re ready for the spicy financial apocalypse! 💀✨