🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Golden Trump Phone is MISSING!!!🚨💰📞 You thought 2020 was chaotic? Nah fam, wait until you hear about the Trump Mobile T1 Phone saga! 😱🤡 Announced this summer with more hype than a TikTok dance challenge, we were promised a fall release for this shiny golden device of pure political glitz! (What, you thought it was for selfies? NOPE, it’s to take *winning* photos only!) But plot twist! As of today, paying customers are still refreshing their email like they’re checking for a Tinder match. The anticipation is more cringe than a boomer trying to use TikTok. 🚫🤳 #CancelTheT1 💬 “Let’s just keep taking pre-orders to boost our stonks, even if it means the customers are left like *this is fine*,” said an unnamed developer who probably just wanted to make phones great again. (Yeah, buddy, I'm sure that's how that works. 😂) Meanwhile, all I can picture is Trump supporters slapping the “No Refunds” sticker on their foreheads while they cope and seethe on Twitter. 😭📉 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2024, we’ll get an actual golden brick instead of the T1 - and that’s the *real* upgrade! 🚀💀 #MakePhonesGreatAgain #GetFreakyWithTheT1