🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Trump is going all in on 🍟INTEL💵, and no, we don’t mean the undercooked fries you get at the cul-de-sac BBQ! This dude is betting BIG on silicon chips! 🧠💥 Not the ones in your snack drawer, but the ones that literally power our tech-driven future. Kinda feels like a game of poker where someone's about to flip the table and yell “LETS GO BRANDON” right? 🤡🔪 📊 Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick just casually dropped this Intel bomb like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. But you know what they say about unconventional moves? They usually lead to cringe compilations! 🤦‍♂️🔥 If this deal flops, expect a sequel to "The Art of the Deal: How to Lose Billions in Silicon Valley"📚💀 Five will get you ten that as soon as this hit Twitter, the world’s “experts” are seething like that dog in the burning room: “This is fine.” ☕️💔 And here's the hot take 🤯: By 2025, Trump will launch a line of “Trump-Chips” that not only power your PC but also yell “FAKE NEWS” whenever you’re browsing Reddit! 🚀💀 So will the chips fall his way or end up like every other burnt orange disaster? You tell me! 👀💅 #MAGAchips #IntelOrNotIntel