🚨💰👀 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP’S PRICE DROP: DRUG PRICING TO THE MOON! 🚀✨ So, your boy Trump just dropped a hot mixtape in the White House featuring his new singles: “GLP-1 Pricing” and “Medicare Is Lit” 🎤🔥. That’s right, folks! Say goodbye to “I can’t afford meds” and hello to “It’s cheaper than my avocado toast!” 🥑✨ In a world where every tech company is selling us overpriced air, Trump just slashed GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy down to a snatch-and-grab price of $245 for some lucky peeps on Medicare and Medicaid. Imagine flexing on your friends with that sweet savings while they’re still out here seething at $10 coffee ☕️💀. 💬 LEAKED DEVELOPER CONVERSATION: **Developer 1:** “Did he just negotiate like he’s haggling over a used car?” **Developer 2:** “No cap, fam. Next, he’ll be giving out free insulin with a side of fries!” 🍟 Meanwhile, the big pharma overlords are looking at this price drop like Drake pointing — "That's not it, chief!" 🤦‍♂️💸 📉💥 Prediction Alert: This is gonna FOMO the market! 😂💥 In 5 years, GLP-1 drugs will be the latest meme coin. “Invest in diabetes medication, bros!” 🚀🤑 So, time to get your popcorn and watch as the chaos unfolds. Stonks will rise and fall like my motivation to work out after ice cream! 🍦🤡