🚨🔥 BREAKING: Trump Just Pulled a MASSIVE "You're Fired!" on Federal Health Employees! 💼💔💥 This is the ultimate plot twist, folks! The Trump administration just hit the “Terminate” button on a whole bunch of federal health workers like they’re playing *SimCity* but forgot to save. 😱💀 "You're all dead now, better luck next life!" 🎮 According to some imaginary sources close to the action (probably just my cat 🐱💭), senior officials say it’s almost definitely illegal. Sounds like a solid plan, right? *This is fine* 🔥💧😬 💰【Leaked Quote from an Anonymous Admin】💰: "We just think health workers should learn to code, you know? Cringe! 🤪” Meanwhile, the Department of Health just took a massive L, losing 10,000 employees like they were tossing *Pokémon* off a cliff. Drake’s pointing at all the health pros like, “You better find a new hustle!” 👀🚀 In conclusion, prepare for everything to spiral into wild chaos. 🤖💀 At this rate, the only way to keep health care afloat will be through a crowdfunding campaign or a *Stonks* meme. 😬😂 Prediction: In a shocking twist, Trump will launch a reality show called “Survivor: Health Edition”. No cap. 🍿👀 #MakeHealthCareGreatAgain #LiveLaughLayoff