💔🚨 WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The FCC just pulled a fast one, and it’s more confusing than your grandma trying to set up WiFi. 🤡💾 In a stunning display of bureaucratic gymnastics, the Trump-era FCC just yanked the broadband “nutrition labels” outta the internet shopping cart. 🍔🛒 You know, the ones that help us see if your provider is serving you up steaming piles of hidden fees on a shiny platter. 🤑💸 *Developer quote leaked: “We wanted to make it easier for ISPs to serve more fees – I mean, please their customers! Totally not the same thing.”* 🤖🙄 So folks, get ready to scroll for hours trying to find out if your ISP is channeling their inner Riddler 🥸 while Netflix decides whether to buffer or just mug you with fees. Drake pointing to “transparent options”? Nah, we’re on that “this is fine” dog meme while trashing our wallet. 😅🔥 But hey, here’s the tea: this is just a setup for the ultimate rebranding of broadband! We’re talking “FEE-PRO” (Fast Internet, Enormous Expenses) coming in hot! 🌶️🔥 Who's ready to pay $500 for “high-speed” internet that’s really just a glorified potato? No cap, if this isn’t a dystopian vibe check, I don’t know what is! 🤯✨ *Prediction: By 2025, your internet bill will be throwing it back to the Stone Age with cave paintings of hidden fees as an art form.* 🧙‍♂️💰