🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! Skydance is launching a hostile takeover of CBS for a whopping $8 BILLION, and the FCC, led by none other than the *not-at-all-controversial* Trump appointee, is here for the chaos! 💀🔥 Anna Gomez just dropped the most legendary burn, saying, "This is censorship on steroids!" Talk about a **major cringe**! 😤🤡 Like, does she need to page the ghost of Free Speech past or what?! 👻💬 Imagine the newsroom now: "Hey, reporters! Before you write about that new reality show, can you get approval from the FDA? Oh wait, that's the Federal Disinformation Agency now."💼🚫😂 *Intense meme-worthy seethe ensues* “Like, fr fr, do we need a permission slip or nah??” a Skydance developer allegedly said, promoting freedom of expression while holding a 'CENSORED' sign. 💵🤑 Just wait, in a few months, all CBS shows will come with a “Disclaimer: opinions may vary based on who approves this LOL” 🤖📝. 🚀🔥 Hot take alert: By 2024, CBS will be a reality show where the only contestants are lobbyists fighting over editorial control! *The stonks will be LIT!* 💰📉 This is just the beginning, folks! Buckle up and share the chaos! 💥🌌 #FreeSpeechForTheWin