🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS, FRIENDS! 🤖🚨 In an epic showdown that has techies shaking their heads 🌪️, the FCC, led by two Trump-appointed characters, has decided it *totally* makes sense to throw cybersecurity rules for phone and internet companies into the recycling bin like last week’s leftovers! 🍕🤢 **Imagine this:** *FCC guy #1:* “What if we just let cybercriminals hack our phones like it’s 2025 and we’re all in a dystopian *Black Mirror* episode?” *FCC guy #2:* “BRILLIANT! Safety is just a meme for nerds! 🚀💰” *Democratic guy in the corner, sipping tea:* “This is fine. Just watch the hackers throw a party in your phone’s motherboard! 💀🔥” But for real, the lone dissenter says the USA is now a *whole* vibe of “less safe” 🥴 while our favorite hackers have front-row seats to the *Big Tech Comedy Show* 🎭. **Hot take?** 🚨 By 2025, your IoT toaster will probably start launching Bitcoin at hackers while asking existential questions about its purpose—NO CAP! 💯 Going forward, the only thing more vulnerable than your data will be your self-esteem as you argue with TikTok comments! 🤡✨ GET READY, FOLKS! #Stonks #CyberSecurityMess #WhatCouldGoWrong #ThisIsFine 💩