🏎️💨 YO, GUYS! 🚀 Did you hear about Trump’s glorious battle against the EVs? Like, fam, he’s out here treating gas cars like they’re the last limited edition sneakers 🏷️💰 while he’s simultaneously making them more expensive! 🔥🔥 It’s like paying more for a Netflix subscription but only getting 30-day free trials. 🤡 This dude is still crying over environmental regulations like he’s got a personal vendetta against flushing toilets 💩🚽. Can we get a 😭 for those poor showerheads he’s haunted by? 😂💀 Anyway, while he’s busy unleashing "prosperity through deregulation" (aka: the ultimate cope), he's lowkey boosting gas prices to new heights. Stonks? More like NO stonks! 📉 I can hear the imaginary conversation now: **Developer**: “Bro, should we go electric?” **Trump**: “Nah, just make gas cars GREATER!” **Developer**: “But why?” **Trump**: “Because when I yell at the clouds, gasoline gets spicy!” 🌩️🔥 Prediction time: In a shocking future twist, prices soar so high, we’ll all be using bicycles as our primary vehicle. 🚲💨 That’s right, folks! The next big trend is “pedal-powered prosperity!” 😂🌎 GET READY, it's about to get wild! 🔥🔮 SHARE THIS to break the internet!