🚨🚀 BREAKING: SPACE EXPLORATION JUST GOT A GLOW-UP, Y'ALL! 🌌💥 So, your boy Trump just signed an executive order that’s literally giving a big middle finger to the environment 🤡💔. Yep, you heard it right! 💁‍♂️💅 No more pesky rules for space companies like SpaceX and Blue Origin, because who even needs clean air when you can have STONKS in outer space?! 📈🤷‍♂️ Imagine Elon Musk yelling “WE’RE GOING TO MARS!” while simultaneously turning our planet into **Doomsday 2.0**. 🔥💀 “Eco-friendly? More like eco-NOPE,” said a *totally real developer* at SpaceX who was definitely not crying over a spilled cup of glacier water. 💧😱 Meanwhile, blue-haired activists are like: “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 All while sipping their oat milk lattes! But let’s keep it real: the only space debris we really care about is the *cringe* that comes from Kevin's YouTube rants! 🤦‍♂️ And here’s my *totally not biased* prediction: In 10 years, astronauts will be repping “Make Space Great Again” hats while they throw eco-rubble back at our planet like it’s a hot potato! 🍟👽 Get ready to cope and seethe, folks! #MuskLife #SpaceCringe 🚀💰 This is your reminder that we’re all just one launch away from becoming a meme!