🚨💸 BREAKING 🚨: Trump is trying to turn the US economy into a game of "Pick a Statistic, Any Statistic!" Like, bro, we get it, you're just peppering the headlines with spicy lies! 🔥💀 This guy literally fired one of the top economists for dropping a “disappointing” jobs report. You know it’s serious when even the BLS looks at their numbers like: “This is fine.” 🤡💔 Meanwhile, all the GOP squad is busy pointing at McEntarfer like Drake in that meme, saying, “I can't believe you let the truth out! 🙅‍♂️” *Leaked developer quote*: “If I had a dollar for every time Trump cried ‘RIGGED’ over facts, I’d have enough to fund a startup that prints bad economic news!” 💰🤖 Honestly, I can visualize the future now: Trump 2024 campaign slogan - “Make Economics Great Again” but bruh, fr fr, it’s just gonna be a nonstop stonks meme-fest where you never know if the jobs numbers are playing hide and seek, or straight-up ghosting us! 👻📉 So here’s my hot take: In the next 5 years, we’ll be living in a dystopian economy where “official” job numbers are just TikTok dances. And they call it “news” when influencers read the latest report. Can I get a cringe? 💀🚀 Smash that share button if you don’t wanna be stuck in this alternate reality! 🤡💥