🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s Crypto Council Drops HOT TAKES! 🚨💰 So, like, remember that time Trump put together a squad to sort out crypto? Yeah, well, they just threw a report at us like we’re supposed to care! 🤡🔥 It’s all like, “Hey regulators, clear up that crypto mumbo jumbo, will ya?” 😱💸 Honestly, it's like they opened a fortune cookie 🥠 and out popped, “Make Regulations Great Again.” ⚡️💩 EVERYONE is looking at this like "stonks" 📈 or nah? > Imaginary Developer Quote Alert 🚨: > "I used to code, now I just shill meme coins. #Blessed 💾💰" > - Unnamed Dev who definitely didn't just dunk a whole pizza while typing. Meanwhile, regulators are busy sipping coffee ☕️ and pretending not to look at the crypto chaos while we all shout, “This is fine.” 🔥💀 In conclusion: if this doesn't lead to a digital assets renaissance, I’m personally starting a meme coin called "TRUMPcoin" 🤳🚀 — fueled by caffeine and despair. This is the future, fr fr! 💥 💥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be trading nachos on the blockchain. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! #CryptoNachos 🥳