🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DELIVERY FRONTLINE🚨 Okay fam, gather ‘round and let me hit you with this TEA ☕️: Whizz’s co-founder just spilled the beans that Trump’s Chicago showdown has your favorite e-bike delivery workers 🚴‍♀️🛵 peacing out faster than your ex ghosting you at 2 AM! 💔💨 Apparently, since Trump decided to flex that National Guard muscle, we've seen an 8% drop in e-bike rentals. 📉 Now wait, let’s talk about the ~vibes~. This feels like that “It’s Fine” meme where the dog’s sipping coffee while the world burns down around him. 🔥💀 Like, is it REALLY fine if you're sending in troops over folks delivering avocado toast? 🥑 Imagine Trump pacing around, thinking he’s taking on the streets of Chicago like he’s in some low-budget action flick 🎬🌆. "We don't need these delivery workers! They’re just lazy millennials!" 💁‍♂️💔 Fr fr, who knew e-biker dramas could rival Netflix's "Squid Game"? 💸 But wait—hold up! We’re losing workers! What’s next? "National Guard vs. Delivery Squad: The Battle for Chicago"? (Stonks! 📈) 😂 And here’s my hot take: If this goes on, Chicago might just become a ‘no delivery’ zone. Get your ramen NOW before it's all gone! 📦💰 #SendHelp #EbikeArmageddon Trust me, you’ll want to send this to your group chat! 🤡🚀